izhtiekz:
i connect with this advertisement on a emotional level
thebatteur:
once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
zackisontumblr:
introducing people to each other and then they hang out without you

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:
tristamateer:
please tell me which part of yourself you hate the most so I know exactly where to plant my lips every time I see you
Oh my dick definitely my dick
canisfamiliaris:
Bras Do Not Work and Cause More Problems
The findings from a 15-year, longitudinal study of more than 300 women in France, suggest that breasts would gain more tone, and would support themselves, if no bra was used. Why? Bras appear to limit the growth of supporting breast tissues, leaving the breast to wither and degrade more quickly. In fact, women who stopped wearing bras experienced a 7mm lift in their nipples each year that they did not wear a bra, and bra-less women developed firmer breasts, and stretch marks faded. And, in direct opposition to the myth that the bra eases back pain for women with larger breasts, not wearing a bra actually eased the pain, while wearing a bra did not.
jocknoir:
stormcloaca:
lokiarrty:
suckmypoppunk:
unshaped:
wasn’t expecting this
but arent you glad it hapened
its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS
floomph
oh my god
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