arrafrost:

anytime you think a telepath is overhearing your perverted thoughts just start flirting with them 

if they flirt back, you get to date a telepath

if they reject your advances, they exposed themselves and you turn them into the government for experimentation 

it’s a win win

(via mcgriddles420)

dampsandwich:

Well “officer” if thats even your real name,

(via hotguysandpizza)

the-politics-fandom:

"Girl Scouts promote lesbianism and abortion!"

Yes why do you think I bought 15 boxes of thin mints. 

(Source: thepreppysocialist, via mcgriddles420)

michaelgclifford:

what to do if u like a boy with a girlfriend:

  • nothing
  • u do nothing
  • get over him dont waste ur time pining

(via hotguysandpizza)

weavemunchers:

A great way to relieve stress from work & family is to go for a run. Don’t stop running til ur in a new town with a new life. You’re free now

(via fullmetalboob)

punacceptable:

*grabs my own ass* nice

(via do-black-people-do-stuff)

whiteboyslayer:

shoutout to mozzarella sticks

(via do-black-people-do-stuff)

pardus-nix:

heinrichagrippa:

Doing adult things for the first time more like

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Unless they’re “Adult Things”

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(Source: the-shiinji, via toodopetoexist)