Just received my size 50 knitting needles in the mail, and I’m pretty sure these are weapons, not craft making tools


The cat’s face

(via toolazytolive)


this guy in my personal finance class pointed at my water bottle and asked me “why are girls always drinking that” and i was like “water?” he asked me why girls are always drinking water

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"Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already."


did i actually save or did i imagine it? better save eleven more times

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I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

So glad someone finally cleared this up.

(Source: cateiynstark, via mcgriddles)


anytime you think a telepath is overhearing your perverted thoughts just start flirting with them 

if they flirt back, you get to date a telepath

if they reject your advances, they exposed themselves and you turn them into the government for experimentation 

it’s a win win

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