anytime you think a telepath is overhearing your perverted thoughts just start flirting with them
if they flirt back, you get to date a telepath
if they reject your advances, they exposed themselves and you turn them into the government for experimentation
it’s a win win
Well “officer” if thats even your real name,
"Girl Scouts promote lesbianism and abortion!"
Yes why do you think I bought 15 boxes of thin mints.
what to do if u like a boy with a girlfriend:
- u do nothing
- get over him dont waste ur time pining
A great way to relieve stress from work & family is to go for a run. Don’t stop running til ur in a new town with a new life. You’re free now
*grabs my own ass* nice
shoutout to mozzarella sticks